What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?

Glab: I can think of no better place for this centre of diplomacy than here in orbit around the Neutral Planet. What are your thoughts on this momentous occasion, Your Neutralness?

Neutral President: I have no strong feelings one way or the other.

[Everyone cheers, except one man.]

Zapp: I hate these filthy Neutrals, Kif. With enemies you know where they stand but with Neutrals, who knows? It sickens me.

Neutral President's Aide: Your Neutralness, it's a beige alert.

Neutral President: If I don't survive, tell my wife, "Hello".

From Brannigan Begin Again

The NO fortress is made out of gingerbread, and they are armed with rubber band guns guarded by these guys:


They have another hand which is under the cloak that is normal to allow them to pick up and fix things. Whether they're droids, or living creatures in suits, no one know, they have no face so that they don't show emotion.

The NO fortress is also protected by a trench filled with milk, the latter doubling as a shield.

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